i want a murder mystery show where the body is always the same cheap-ass plastic skeleton, fully clothed and in some completely ridiculous pose. like, itll lay there with its hands on its hips in some terrible sequin dress, and the detectives will step up to it all super-serious like ‘it appears she’s been dead for 12 hours” and no one will mention the fact that ‘she’ is a dollar store halloween decoration
Anonymous said: Imagine Bucky using Steve's shield as a sled in the winter
he wasn’t counting on how little traction it would have, and they picked a big hill to try it out -
"fuck fuck FUCK i FUCKED UP—"
luckily for the world, sam was recording; a vine consisting of just bucky whizzing through the screen yelling obscenities goes viral within hours. it’s tagged #hecallshimselfthewintersoldier, and steve doesn’t stop laughing about it for days.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
I’m just imagining bucky sprawled out boneless on their bed, a contented smile on his face and steve pressing soft kisses up his spine while he’s still inside him, thumb running gentle circles over the bruises he accidentally pressed into bucky’s hips while they were fucking, and steve asks, ‘was that good, bucky?’
and bucky just feels limp and fucked out and he mumbles happily into the pillow, ‘who the hell is bucky?’
and steve freaks the fuck out.