
Darren: ohhhh my god Mr Frog i'm such a huge fan hi
Kermit: well hello there Mr Criss it's nice to meet you
Darren: so we're singing
Kermit: yes, we're singing The Rainbow Connection
Darren: i love that song, man
Kermit: it's a good song
Darren: it's an awesome song
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Darren: so how's things?
Kermit: good. good.
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Darren: you know, i hate to be that guy, but i gotta say
Darren: your girlfriend's kind of a bitch
Kermit: i know, i know. she's an acquired taste.
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Kermit: like bacon
Darren: *chokes on his water*