
Meanwhile, Coulson:
“This is my case file
I love this case file
No one else may touch my case file.”
i bet its steve’s
(Source: remains-of-summer, via pyrae)
(Source: sunshineanderson, via lmnpnch)
Natasha: So what are you doing later? If you say ‘You’, you’re getting smacked.
Clint: Please. My game is way better than that.
Natasha: It wasn’t in Budapest.
Steve: Hawkeye. Alien.
Clint: But my arms are tired.
Steve: Hawkeye.
Clint: Ugh, fine. *shoots* That was my last arrow. Can Natasha and I go have sex now?
Steve: But aliens.
Natasha: If you let us leave you can come play, too.
Steve: ….
Clint and Natasha: ….
Steve: …
Clint and Natasha: …
Steve: Thor and Hulk can pick off the stragglers lets go.
(Source: shawarmanatural, via ladyavenger)
everyone’s gettin really tired of your shit, tony stark
(Source: starkedindustries, via tbearlupin)
The Avengers in 1978
TONY.
TONY ARE YOU OKAY.
TONY LOOKS LIKE A BEAN IM GONNA CRY
(via tbearlupin)
Phil Coulson’s method
Nick Fury’s methodThor. Thor what are you doing. Thor.
CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER HOLY SHIT
(Source: frozentreats-chocolatesweets, via emilianadarling)

(via emilianadarling)

“Useless,” they said. “Just there for sex appeal,” they said. “What do you mean she’s saving the day,” they said.I will shank the next person I hear try to tell me Black Widow is useless.
I. Will shank them.
Imagine how hard it is to keep up with people who have super powers and super suits. Not only does she “keep up” but she holds her own, she doesn’t need to TRY and keep up with them, she just does. She goes toe to toe with Loki, and on a mental battlefield none-the-less. There is no doubt that even if Loki “packs a punch” as Cap puts it, his real power is his intellect. Black Widow takes him on and she wins.
Then during the big battle it’s HER that makes it up to the teseract, by hitching a ride on one of those fucking insane Chitari chariots and taking control of it. Imagine doing that when you don’t have a suit that lets you fly, or a serum that gives you super strength, or the powers of a god. She doesn’t even have Clint’s bow and special arrows, which he can clearly use to stop him during a fall.
Black Widow does it though, she does it and she ROCKS IT. Rocks the fuck out of it.
Haters can hate, but Black Widow is a total badass and nothing will change that fact.
black widow movie pls
(via everything-hetalia)
To her amusement, the things that Steve does and does not adjust well to are not always what she expects. The CGI in the blockbuster action flick Natasha takes him to doesn’t startle him in the slightest, even when she half-expects it to, and discussing the fact that the current President of the United States is a black man just makes him smile in a privately victorious way that makes her want to grin unabashedly right back.

oh my GOD this is such a good fic. It’s seriously all my favourite things about both characters asdfjkl;
(Source: archiveofourown.org)