All i want in Avengers 2 is that when they’re all saying what they did since last time nat turns to Clint and says “what about you?”
and Clint just stares into space and a flashback shows him running from tons of Extremis soldiers, then flashes forward to him running from a rogue Jotunbeast left on earth, then again to him running from 50 SHIELD personnel.
and then flash forward to him feeding the dog.
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
white people complaining when a canonically white character appears poc is like Dudley Dursley complaining when he got 37 presents instead of 38
me at the zoo: where are the dragons
okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"