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Whatever reason you've stumbled across this blog, you should know that I am very multifandom and I obsess over MANY things. However, I am also very big on tagging things, so if you look at the "what I blog about" link below, that will give some idea of what I post if you want to blacklist anything. ALSO. I try to keep my blog worksafe overall, but occasionally things happen. I will ALWAYS tag anything you wouldn't want your boss or grandmother to see.

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tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

(via todayisbrightlywoven)

"what on earth could untangle this disaster?"
"um, you??? that’s why i called???"
hawkeye #006

(Source: katiebishop, via infinityfishbowl)

dimensionsinprobability:

You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no

(via pyrae)

whyistherumsgone:

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

whyistherumsgone:

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

(via infinityfishbowl)

belligerentbagel:

[less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please]

clint’s like, i’m hungry

hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth

Tony Stark’s face is my face when puns are in the air.

Idea from this post by actualmenacebuckybarnes. This was fun to do, but I’m kind of craving a proper soft preetzel now.

(via motherofsleipnir)

gyzym:

To: pizzadog@stark.com, brownrecluse@stark.com, thehammerismy@stark.com, capsicle@stark.com, deathsicle@stark.com, wingman@stark.com
Cc: james.rhodes@us.af.mil, giantgreenragemonster@stark.com
From: ppotts@stark.com
Subject: Clarification.

Hello all,

First and foremost, I would like to apologize for your email addresses. I have tried repeatedly to have them switched to your requested handles, but it is, after all, Tony’s system, and he keeps switching them back. (Except for yours, Mr. Barton. For some reason, he seems to have deemed this choice acceptable.) 

Secondly: it has come to my attention that each of you has, in one way or another, been accosted by Tony with demands that you move into the Tower as soon as humanly possible. As I know how Tony can be, I wanted to make sure to shoot you a little note clarifying our position. We — that is, Tony and I — of course welcome each of you to join us in calling the Tower home, but you are not, as Tony may have suggested, under any obligation to do so. If you decide not to move in, that is perfectly acceptable, and I assure you that there will be no follow through on any threats to that may have been made to: stalk you; release feral cats in and/or around your homes; infect your apartments with a variety of insects including but not limited to bedbugs; blame you personally for the downfall of human civilization when inevitably the great enemy comes and you’re not there due to your selfish decision to retain your own residence; use technological prowess to make your bed smell constantly of tuna fish; buy your buildings and demolish them. 

Though it may seem counterintuitive, this is, for better or worse, how Tony sees fit to make friends. He is not particularly good at it, as I am sure you have all come to realize. This is why I have copied Colonel Rhodes and Dr. Banner on this email — their first-hand experience in Tony’s peculiar brand of affection may help you through the upcoming period of transition, as I am unfortunately far too busy to shepherd you all any further. Please direct any further inquiries, phone calls, concerns, and angry shrieking rants to either Colonel Rhodes or Dr. Banner, both of whom have repeatedly expressed willingness to commiserate in frustration on the topic of Tony. 

I hope this has been helpful, and I look forward to seeing you all in the future. 

Best,
Pepper

-

Virginia Potts
Chief Executive Officer
Stark Industries
ppotts@stark.com

textsfromthe-avengers:

thranduart:

thescarlettfangirl:

thranduart:

If Bucky drove a Prius…..

#hail hybrid

Does that mean Cap drives a Dodge Avenger?

Maybe! I know that Peter Parker rolls out in his Porsche Spyder

somewhere tony stark is rolling his eyes “parker can’t afford a spyder. heh.”

(via tonystarksneice)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

#wel shit i dont want to be a member of hydra 

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

blackcomicbookguy:

If you don’t have Iron Man cutting your blog in half then you’re automatically a member of hydra

 

(Source: blackinjustice, via hang-on-sweetheart)